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A two panel image were in the first panel a woman dressed in jogging shoes and casual clothing with a label that says “run” In the second panel the same woman is dressed in a professional working uniform with the label “run as administrator”.

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excel vore rule (beehaw.org)

An image of a small pet turtle on a laptop keyboard about to take a chomp out of a green icon on the screen(which is actually LINE not excel but whatever)

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pet rule (beehaw.org)
[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 10 points 2 months ago

I listened to these urges and I’m enby now

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dramatic rule (beehaw.org)

An old lady in a pink dress is reaching for the door on the left that is labeled “exit”. A man in a yellow shirt strikes a pose going through the door on the right labeled “dramatic exit”

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A meme with the text “f you share this, a goth girl with 5'3, no piercing, no tattoo, and no attitude will visit you in the next 24 hours

"Can i get goth girl, no piercings?" No piercings?! "And hold the tattoos!" Hold the tattoos?! "And hold the attitude!" HOLD THE ATTITUDE?! Hey Jimmy,get me a goth with nuthin”

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real rule (beehaw.org)
[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 10 points 2 months ago

I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

what does this say about me 😳

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impaled rule (beehaw.org)
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rule extensions (beehaw.org)
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coffee rule (beehaw.org)
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[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 28 points 4 months ago

Sounds like a mouthful

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 22 points 4 months ago

Gorillas can’t melt steel beams

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 38 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 11 points 4 months ago

Those coyotes didn’t expect to meet the Good Boi of DeKalb, Woofer of Woe, the Hound Who Watches the Herd. Legends says no coyote can kill him and he can lift three sheep in his mouth

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 20 points 4 months ago

I recommended my little brother get a steam deck and dock because it was within his budget, a gaming PC was not. He’s had an absolute blast and been able to play every game he’s wanted to. Mouse and keyboard and display work fine.

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 37 points 4 months ago

Dude is a GTA V side character for real

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 25 points 4 months ago

That’s hot tho

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 10 points 4 months ago

I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 9 points 5 months ago

It’s the organ theft that really gets me going, nothing turns me on like grabbing your liver and making a run for it

[-] tekeous@beehaw.org 9 points 5 months ago

Fantastic! Now take this hand grenade out of my queue while I retreat to a safe distance out of supervisor inquiry range

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