I heard this meme was recovered from a "genuine" cardassian optolythic data rod.

Strategically placed near every door, window, sewer pipe, and vent the DM put an Antimagic Field device.

I especially like to imagine a druid coming in through the sewer as a rat and having his robes get soaked in poo when he gets popped out of wild shape.

"good human"

That script makes it look like his name is Captain Kink.

So I outrun fat cops on bikes with my bike instead of fat cops on foot. Not really a problem since those fucks don't know how to ride a bike over anything but the flattest straightest roads.

Here in Colombia they say “don’t give papaya”. It basically means don’t give thieves an opportunity to steal from you. Shit like ‘don’t leave your bike unlocked while you grab a soda from the store’. If you do leave it out it’s “giving papaya”. No clue where it comes from.

Also when people split the cost of something it’s called making a cow. “Do you guys want to make a cow for some beers and food? Yeah let’s do it”

Whiskey is similar. It comes from the Gaelic uisge beatha which means water of life.

All chaps are by definition assless.

That's my walking down the road face. Gotta have a mean mug in big cities.

They both also have Jeffrey Combs.

Stop spilling the artifabrian secrets.

The printer might just need a maintenance kit done to it. Those rollers are meant to wear out over time.