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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He should have done like W and dodged the shoe. Shit George dodged twice and didn’t shoot anyone. He left the shootings to Dick Cheney.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

The only way to stop a bad grandpa with a gun is a good granddaughter with a gun.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most Native Americans have a rough go of it too. My buddy in the army shaved like once a week and even that was barely some fuzz over his upper lip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was great. Too funny but 100% on point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want to really sound like a spanish speaker say it like hijueputas. In english I'd transcibe it like ee-hway-POO-tahs. It sounds way more rude like that.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (13 children)

twice the size of world's tallest building

5,250 feet above

Just say nearly 1 mile high. Why are reporters so averse to standard measurements?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pecan pie "it may not be good for the body, but it sure is good for the soul."

-Trip Tucker

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reminder that the Nazi's also failed in their first attempt to take over the Weimar Republic. Anyone unfamiliar, look up the beer hall putsch.

The putsch brought Hitler to the attention of the German nation for the first time and generated front-page headlines in newspapers around the world. His arrest was followed by a 24-day trial, which was widely publicised and gave him a platform to express his nationalist sentiments to the nation. Hitler was found guilty of treason and sentenced to five years in Landsberg Prison, where he dictated Mein Kampf to fellow prisoners Emil Maurice and Rudolf Hess. On 20 December 1924, having served only nine months, Hitler was released. Once released, Hitler redirected his focus towards obtaining power through legal means rather than by revolution or force, and accordingly changed his tactics, further developing Nazi propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine the scene where Q(uinn) takes the Voyager and crew down to sub atomic scales and back to the Big Bang and then Ms Frizzle and the school bus go floating by.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The mouth of Sauron has a family. How cute.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This study considers me monolingual since I never learned my second language in a classroom and. I learned it as an adult. So…I guess fluency doesn’t count. Que grosero.

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