Sounds like someones forever DM wants to play a PC.

Damn lazy bridge officers. Why don't you take the tubes?

You also wont be able to see them with the naked eye. Imagine you're on patrol and your buddy drops dead and there was no sound and no visible sign except the crackling from the fire that carved a hole in his chest. War is already scary enough tyvm. Everyone is going to have to wear white or reflective gear.

Risa: the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the meme-ship Enterprise.

Its continuing mission: to explore strange new fads; to seek out new life and bring them into our fold; to boldly shitpost where no one has shitposted before!

My face when it's a new Risa post:

Isn’t plan D just plan B again?

This is what he looked like before Mot got hold of him:

Spoken like someone who knows little of self defense and firearms regulations.

She is Her Most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo'noS, Regina Andor, Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius.

Pray she never learns of your existence.

W having ~~a shoe~~ two shoes chucked at him tops the lap vomiting.

Within 2 centuries? How fast do they think evolution works?

You're 39. That means you're old enough to ignore things that are written that you don't agree with. Unless something or someone is physically hurting you or writing libelous content about you, it's usually better to just move on and ignore it.