Per comments from Holmes himself, the idea for the name had nothing to do with Tolkien’s works, nor the movie. It was instead to denote royalty and lordship. I have seen nothing in any of the reporting to indicate that this had to do with anything other than the name of the food truck. The truck wasn’t going to be themed after the books or films. There wasn’t going to be any trade dress or vehicle wraps harkening back to those works of fiction. There wasn’t to be a flavor of chicken called “One wing to rule them all.”

So trademark holders being douchebags as usual. The Lord of the Rings isn't associated with chicken wings in anyway so how could consumers be confused?

We puff rice to get rice crispies and puffed oats will get you sugar crisps.

[Her father] intended to run for the U.S. Senate in 1982, but his political career was permanently damaged that year when it was revealed that he had fathered two children out of wedlock during an extramarital affair with a female former student at Santa Ana College, where he had taught political science.

Guess it runs in the family.

Sultan Ahmed Al Jaber, CBE is an Emirati politician who the Minister of Industry and Advanced Technology of the United Arab Emirates, head of the Abu Dhabi National Oil Company (ADNOC), and chairman of Masdar.

Emphasis mine.

That's the first line from his wikipedia.

granddaughter of coal miners

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it."

--Upton Sinclair

When someone is indoctrinated for generations it's hard to pull away. Hopefully she makes up for it but at least she now realizes that she was wrong.

swivel the faucet into the middle position and dispense water directly onto your floor

Or directly into a bucket.

It was not clear from the sources why the three writers are not returning.

Barrymore was criticized after she announced in September that she would resume “The Drew Barrymore Show,” a daytime talk show, even though the strike by the Writers Guild of America had not yet been resolved.

I wonder if these two things could be related? /s

and there is currently no defense against it.

Don't load ads. There, problem solved.

Remember folks, if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn’t.

And yet it will probably be the coolest year for the rest of our lives.

You have to say the activation words: "Man, these edibles ain't shit".

Then you buckle up because the stoner gods will hear that shit and punish/reward you accordingly

It's a sliding scale.