[-] stephen@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

No, but the ocean is pretty big.

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 13 points 4 weeks ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

I’m just over here saving my wife’s life on the regular.

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry. The board gave their CEO a huge amount of money so he’s sure to turn it around!

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago

You’re hired!

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago

Agreed. Talk your neighbor like a normal person.

Passive aggressive bull shit alone won’t fix the issue.

Maybe he’s a dick and won’t care. Then you should take it up with management.

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 21 points 10 months ago

Cut to the Trump administration buying them all for $250,000 each.

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 31 points 11 months ago

It was actually a mistranslation. The original Hebrew can also be translated as “burning kush.”

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You say objectively but really mean subjectively.

I mean, I prefer my Framework running Linux too, but the Apple laptop still has a nicer keyboard and touchpad. I hope I never have to fix my MacBook though…

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 28 points 11 months ago

“The power of Christ compels you [to get cholera]!”

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 25 points 1 year ago
[-] stephen@lemmy.today 41 points 1 year ago

I feel like cannibalism has to be an intentional act.

Like, I happen to smell other peoples farts, but I’m not a fart sniffer.

[-] stephen@lemmy.today 59 points 1 year ago

Going on a walk regularly.

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