squidman

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just a little bit of corruption, as a treat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Gone in squidxty seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not even a blue suit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

We're bringing back the shotgun weddings, boys!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Excellent! I -- I mean, too bad.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Earth. Hitler. 1938.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's got what the environment craves!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Producer Guy: "Sounds like destroying a democracy from the inside is going to be incredibly difficult." Writer Guy: "Actually it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." Producer Guy: "Oh, really!" Writer Guy: holds up a suitcase full of money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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