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squidman
Not even a blue suit.
We're bringing back the shotgun weddings, boys!
Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.
"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."
Every accusation is a confession.
Excellent! I -- I mean, too bad.
Earth. Hitler. 1938.
It's got what the environment craves!
Producer Guy: "Sounds like destroying a democracy from the inside is going to be incredibly difficult." Writer Guy: "Actually it's gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience." Producer Guy: "Oh, really!" Writer Guy: holds up a suitcase full of money
Just a little bit of corruption, as a treat!