shyguyblue

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it's a coward move.

But some of us didn't get parents, so conflict resolution was always "I'm the parent and i didn't remember asking you a fucking question!?" (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we "win" by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

During my last week of high school, someone in my English class asked, out loud, "why do people read!?"

That was the first year ish of no child left behind. It's only going to get worse, so so much worse.

There are stories from years ago about colleges having to offer remedial math classes for incoming students...

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

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