[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Ho ho ho, future Santa checking in. Mrs Claus is a hair stylist, so we have some insight into what I'm going to need when the days grow short and the beard (hopefully) grows long.

The biggest thing is: full beards take time. And not just time to grow the length, but time (years) for your face to mature and get those hair follicles in the Christmas spirit. There's really not much you can do if the fullness isn't coming in yet but wait. I'm in this phase now. It's hormones. What are we going to do? Not drugs, not Rogaine: not going to help. Take care of what you got.

But you mentioned you DO have a beard, so maybe you have the stellar volume you need to be St Nick, just not the length. Short answer, skin care IS beard care. Get a good skin care regimen that works for your face and your beard will fall in line. You've signed up for an everyday commitment to becoming a touchable beard, and they WILL ALL touch it. Toddlers to Grannies, especially, Grannies.

You have the beard! Now you need the color. This depends on your hair color and how your hair accepts color, so you really should go to a professional. If you want to be a paid, real-beard Santa, a good color job will be the LEAST of your expenses and it will pay off on day one.

Being a good Santa is being a good person. It really is just that. But there is a physical barrier that is conforming to the Coca-Cola ideal of Santa, which is the tutorial I just provided for the BEARD ONLY!

I wish you well and I hope you enjoy bringing hope, magic and love into the hearts of children.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

About 2 weeks on jury duty (USA). The defendant was accused of molesting a little girl. He was the mother's boyfriend and the breadwinner of the household. They were all immigrants and a guilty verdict meant definite deportation (this was years ago).

The case was in court because the little girl, 9 at the time, had changed her story about the abuse. The mother was the first to come forward to the cops about the abuse, but then also changed her story. We started the trial hearing the prosecutors reading all the original interviews with the witnesses. Then we ended the trial with all of the witnesses (and the accused) being interviewed in front of us jurors.

We had to decide the truth. What happened to this little girl? I took notes. You can't talk to the other jurors about the trial until the end when you have to make the decision. So I was trying to be diligent and unbiased and come to this very murky conclusion on my own with enough evidence to swing other jurors to my side if need be. It became clear to me that the statements made upon the arrest were concise and corroborated, and the statements made on the stand were awkward and contradictory.

The time came. We were ushered into the deliberation room to do what we came there to do. Someone who has done the juror thing before started with "okay, show of hands so that we can get going, who thinks he is guilty?" Everyone raised hands in unison. I thought I would have to convince people of his guilt with a heroic string of logic and it turns out everyone saw through the bullshit.

Putting the girl on the stand sealed it. Those of us with kids or that had experience with kids knew she'd been coerced. It strongly reinforced the concept of trial-by-your-peers, that due process was integral to the functioning of society, that justice was attainable. I hope she and her mom found some sort of peace and that she's healthy and happy.

I get called for jury duty all the time but have not served since then.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Do you know where you are commenting? And surely you mean "another Star Trek work place comedy," because we already have DS9.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

We poured so much time and money, research and will into aviation that we went from the Wright Brothers to spaceflight in a half a century. This is a great ad to capture all that momentum.

Now, with the privatization of all this knowledge procured by public means, I could easily see an ad for the opposite in the future. "We build our planes like our cars, so they only crash a handful of times, but the crumple zones will likely save you. Though, not your kids in the backseat; that's not regulated. But you'll likely survive! And think of the lawsuits for those at fault! Some of you might die, but it's a risk we're willing to take!"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

So, we are continuing the 'is it legitimate that an elite Red Squad exists in egalitarian Starfleet' argument? All signs point to no. Still, Nog, you go on with your bad self.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

These types of headlines remind me that scientific thinking is not inherent to humanity. The idea that people would react reasonably to the same set of data seems a given, something we call "common sense." But it's much less common than we think.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'm boldly going to drink an ale and hope for what's to come.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know what you mean, but I immediately heard it different. It's something we should be asking daily, just to make sure they have what they need. Are trans women okay? Are trans men okay? What do you need? I have a sympathetic ear and bourbon; how can I help?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's been limping for a while, but the momentum was huge to begin with. The niche subreddits still had good participation, not great, but good enough. These latest shenanigans might be the final tipping point, though.

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