[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Great work! Why is it mounted in the air like that?

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can’t fool me. I can tell from a mile away that’s a fake beard! 👌

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Good morning officer? Am I being detained?

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Congrats! You look great in the first pic, and beautiful in the second! Like what you’ve done with the eyeshadow

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if I’m not actively watching the TV and it’s more or less just background noise while I’m studying or working? Am I still an idiot then?

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I never tell Howard my name, he can’t steal my identity. It’s that simple. FPOU saved my life!!

[-] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was gonna guess something to do with King Kong. Hope life gets out of your way sooner than later!

sam_the_tech

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