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Oh my goodness I just tried this. Thank you so much, stranger.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice These were the ingredients chosen To create the perfect little girl But Professor Utonium accidentally Added an extra ingredient to the concoction-- Chemical X”

The one downvote on your comment was probably a straight man.

Check my yard. They’re rampant, so you’re welcome to as many as you’d like, lol.

Ditto on the cycling. I’ve only ever gotten in one bad accident on my road bike, but if I hadn’t worn a helmet, I wouldn’t be here today. I got ran off the road by a car overtaking another when they shouldn’t have, went straight for a tree, used the roots as a sort of ramp to launch myself 5ish feet in the air, and landed helmet first on the road again with my bike landing on me soon after. I’ll never get on the bike without a helmet unless I’m on the trainer, no matter how short or safe I think the ride is.

I’m just replying to this because I wanted to see what color came after purple in Voyager…

Edit: It’s pink!

“Strategically placed snack” is hilarious, lol.

If someone was asked to describe me in a single word, I wish their response would be “kind.”

I’m a runner and I can definitely tell that the largest determining factor for my physical performance isn’t diet, days off, etc; it’s sleep. Sleep is SO important.

Edit: The others are still very important, but sleep is paramount.

I actually spent a long time forcing myself to sleep on my back because I was a chronic stomach sleeper and was having back pains. Now it’s the only position I can sleep in, lol.

I used to always just remember my homework assignments in high school and never failed to forget at least one or two a week. Taking the two seconds to add things to a calendar as they come up is a huge game changer.

I pop the bottom of the jar with my palm and it usually loosens up with a loud “schloop!” noise.