rugburn

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If they're the same spec as Gibson tuners, I believe Kluson makes some direct fit replacements

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They don't fly, that's for plebs. They teleport

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if it's gonna happen, what better way than on a giant tube full of screaming people freaking out for the last few moments of my life?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (4 children)

So what you're saying is, I should exclusively fly on Boeing planes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Oh man... I want to say yes, but then what happens if the plane needs to do an emergency water landing afterwards... or would that be an emergency watering???? I can't handle this stress!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean that Pittsburgh would be a bunch of armpits?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (13 children)

I think even if it hits and explodes, as long as it's on land and not water that qualifies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I fear no man... but that... thing... scares the hell out of me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I'd ask for a refund

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