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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Libs pushing the "voting 3rd party helps Trump" narrative so hard makes me wonder if they're going to introduce legislation that actually causes all 3rd party votes to count as a vote for the Republican candidate.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I've read that was the case for the first year of covid but heavily conservative counties have had significantly higher death rates than lib/swing counties ever since the vaccines became widely available.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Is it too late for her to get an abortion?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess this is why rich ghouls and professional athletes are into cryotherapy for anti-aging. Like that weird billionaire who also stole blood from his son. What's the consensus on that, is it a grift or do serious scientists think you can really extend your life by regularly locking yourself in a cold chamber or dunking yourself in an ice bath for a few minutes every day?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you vote for neither then it counts as a vote for both. Win-win!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

People who own homes should start buying each others' homes at a fraction of their estimated value to drive the market down. And then rent them to each other for the price of the mortgage so rental prices go down too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

You'll never convince me that Barron is not actually 3 small children stacked on each others' shoulders underneath that business suit.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Wow, I can't believe these Trump hogs have such little respect for private property. Just think about all the law-abiding patriots who were unable to purchase their munchkins and coffee since they had nowhere to park. They may have cost the Dunkin Donuts corporation a few hundred dollars profit that night. They're lucky the police didn't beat them within an inch of their lives and arrest them on the spot for their brazen disregard of capital interests.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He could tell them to drink bleach again (but mix it with ammonia this time)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In a shocking twist, Cutter Sagers was declared winner by default after the 20 other contestants were all found stabbed to death.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Also known as Democrat policy 10 years from now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is saying that if a cat eats a fish, and then another cat crawls into a fake giant fish's mouth, the universe returns to the state it was in before the first cat ate the fish.

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