pero

joined 1 year ago

Regain Control in my ass in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Trust me in my ass

There was an attempt in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Every time I hear Elon gets another stupid, unnecessary feature introduced, I wonder why this isn't the thing that's gonna finally kill off Twitter.

Accept message request? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

Fight me. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

I always order Popular Problem. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They always look weird at me when i order a luxury sofa, like "You gonna eat that whole thing?" And I tell them "Yeah!". They always end up totally confused!

AP gov exam in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I like to imagine that the 2020-2025 period will be a whole chapter in the history book

I'm bringing chili in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'm bringing chili

Leaked photo in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

"You know, Donnie, this is sum good shit."

Would buy it though in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I ain't the brightest pearl in the stand

tag thyself in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I come from the far land near Exotica. I sell finest copper the Other Sea has ever seen.

The abs that shook the pillars of civilization in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Because they are afraid she'd absolutely dominate them? Freaking AlPHa MalEs.

Good news, everyone! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Enjoying his pizza a little bit too much...