I would just like to see a version that isn't as "hardcore."

AI features

Boooo

Oh yeah definitely not

I use an old Thinkpad that I got on eBay and upgraded the RAM for.

I'm okay with that. But obviously the real answer is free college and cancel all debts.

jokes on them I don't have wages.

You know it's a good joke when the reaction is widely just mild confusion.

No, standing is weird and wiping back to front is weird.

no it isn't.

Lifehacker is still around? Haven't seen that name in years

New theory wrong.

Uhh USS Yamato! Kobayashi Maru! Jackie Chan!