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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No points for photo radar tickets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You don't know me. McDonald's fucked up my nuggets order this morning so now I'm a man without anything to live for

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We should be talking about the average person being able to win >50% of the time, not the ideal human who wins on an off-chance.

Personally, I'm guessing I'd be somewhere in the range of a medium sized calf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh that's what the gypsy woman meant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've never understood the whole "we shouldn't explore space because earth is great" thing. Everyone obviously agrees that Earth is amazing, most of all the people who talk about settling and terraforming mars. Who loves earth more than the people who want to make other planets more like earth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He just buys the pole like ones and installs them wherever he wants parking.

Fucking genius. I 100% believe it would work and that nobody would ever even question it as long as you threw on a high vis vest while installing them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the real insidious thing about internet enshittification. It's run by publicly traded corporations so it's not enough just to squeeze every possible dollar out of your customers, you have to keep ramping up the squeeze. Even once you're bringing in billions and billions of pure profit with a product that everyone loves, you have an actual legal duty to your shareholders to make it worse in an effort to try to grow the profit even more

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That still wouldn't prove that the neural processes that make real people intelligent and sentient are fundamentally different what an LLM program does. For all we know, the human brain could just be a learning model running on a meat machine with a huge context window and enough processing power for emergent sentience

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

not any worse

I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

shits themselves dehydrated

You have a real way with words. Definitely stealing this one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Truckers absolutely do not have to piss and shit while driving, and they especially do not have to throw their piss jugs out the window. They're just disgusting people, truly the smegma of society.

Source: worked as a trucker for years

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If it were up to me we'd blanket ban anything that only the ultra rich can afford and force them to put the funds into improving public services. If they want private flights, great, but they also have to offer them at an affordable price to the average person. Basically, "if you didn't bring enough for the whole class, you can't eat it," but for rich people.

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