Oof now that's out of the box. Effective.
Where can one even get that many crickets? Asking for a friend. He makes bad jokes.
Paintball guns? Water guns? Glue guns?
I'll allow it. As long as you punch up!
I like the variations
The answer is Magic!
It's rude to smack people without their consent.
You should make sure they're hydrated and communicate effectively so they know to come clearly inside you.
Then you can smack them if they don't comply.
Reminds me of the Cuban man joke.. while not directly appropriate.. something something like:
During my travels in the 1970s, I met a Cuban man in some bar at night discussing politics and Castro with his friends. I noticed he had an unusually short and stubby index finger. I asked him about it but he was too drunk to give a proper response.
He did however let me crash at his house that night. I woke up to him returning from buying the morning newspaper, seems like daily routine. His wife had made breakfast and he sits down eagerly, looks at his wife and at me and then slaps the rolled newspaper on the table.
I approach him to take a look and he, presses his index finger on the newspaper's date. He proclaims loudly.. "I'm telling you now (without opening the page).. This is the day Castro dies!"
[I tried my best, if someone had the proper wording, let me know. My Google skills failed me]
I wonder what the digital equivalent is...
Good job, you've killed OP due to simple instructions. I hope you're happy.
Funnily enough, I felt like they skirted the satire line quite well with the Israel portrayal.
It was accurate but not that overly offensive (*except to those who deny a holocaust and hospital bombings). It almost felt like they held back on "attacking Israel".
They could have at least given Net&yahoo the Plan B treatment.
Let's see what the future holds!
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