mattBJM

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did work experience at Sky in 2002, they had me say "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" into a microphone and now I'm in a protracted legal battle to get the royalties I'm due for every televised game at Stamford Bridge over the last 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the shared record for most goals scored by an individual in a Premier League game

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But the question is what insidious industry or product is going to fill the void.

Greggs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Liverpool? He's clearly just shit scared of Steve Clarke's magic men

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One must imagine Barnsley happy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Please tell me this isn't what Brazil flew an injured Gabriel Jesus out for lmao