And now for something completely different, here's the sketch in question.

Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering.

Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!?

Show us your penis, Mr. President!

More people should honour Punch a Nazi Day.

(In case of doubt, Punch a Nazi Day falls on any day that ends in ‘y’.)

best

*least worst.

normal people

Nah, it's much worse than that... they're young, beautiful people, at the peak of fitness and health, having the best time of their lives yet in serious need of de-stressing due to the competitive nature of the event (yet unable to do drugs and alcohol due to needing to be in top shape and anti-doping regulations), all bunched together in hotels.

Three condoms per person is evidently way too few to contain that.

Satire is dead. It couldn't keep up with reality.

are we going to destroy every camera we find in the wild?

Yes.

Look on the bright side; hopefully it'll catch on fire due to an electric short, or Canada, or something, during one of Trump's shindigs and him and nine hundred of his “friends” will get trapped inside due to overcrowding and insufficient emergency exits and will burn to death in abject agony.

this is treason

Add it to the pile...

Depression.

The end result of a programmer's work is depression.

Members of Congress fear for their safety after Charlie Kirk assassination

Good.

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government.

The government should be afraid of the people.