Yeah, looks like underwater photography

Ich kann's kaum glauben

I think the Thai script may derive from some Sanskrit-related script, but the Thai language itself is in a family called the Kra--Dai languages, formerly known as Tai--Kadai

Unfortunately, you can't take the hole 67 km in one go. You have to change in Ostende. So effectively it's two lines that are much shorter.

French is "ouah ouah".

German can be "wuff wuff" or "wau wau".

I doubt the rest is correct

How does it smell?

Groovy

That picture of the cotyledons looks much cooler than the final plant would suggest

"Italiaensche" also looks Dutch. Many endings -s in modern Dutch were -sch previously.

Thanks for putting the name in the title!

Where is the TGV?

Maybe this: Meet the 2023 Plant of the Year: Calathea Rattlesnake