I think you’re one of those googleyers! Distraction.

Zactly.

Looks like it doesn’t specifically but you can lock it down still.

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/how-to-configure-go-to-social-AZeSr5ilSRaqHCNOh9Qbmg

This works. If OP has a SIM card (vs esim) then it’s easy to move it back and forth between phones as the problem ebbs and flows. I have a $60 “feature” phone (the non-slang name for them) that sits in a drawer and comes out a few times a year to quell the noise.

This is not an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure. You can just leave.

Some (all?) of the apps just wrap the FB website so they can’t really tell what’s happening to block it or could do so without hitting a bunch of innocents.

I recently had a Kona loaner with that. It was so dumb.

In my experience, the “entire planet” isn’t capable of uniting on anything.

The problem, of course, is distinguishing between harmless and harmful use. There are painfully few things that are objectively good or bad.