The one time I've had an alcohol delivery come up, it was a case of beer from Walgreens at like 9 pm. I got there and the store was uncharactrtistically closed. I can only imagine how pissed they were finding that out.

That was kind of the point here - more than the machine controlling aliens could ever eat. They circled around a truck stop for crying out loud. The idea behind my tiny brain gag is that they push the ship beyond what it is capable of to fend off the alien virus that might have taken hold.

Just as a clarification (not a defense) from someone that drives for DoorDash - every time the driver picks up a pizza order, they are required to provide photo proof that they own a pizza bag. I'm not saying this forces drivers to use them, but they have to upload different pics of their pizza bags sometimes with every pickup.

Edit: autocorrect

I dunno, it is striking

That true. But the coaches? The coaches make insane money.

And RoboCop, and Total Recall, and uh... Deliverance. Rather prolific, I must say.

A reference to LAN parties, and a pun? This is my favorite post ever.

Also, I love how Morn has the giant crt lol edit: autocorrect

Maybe an animated mailbox with a mailto: link for added class.

And I guess a site map the uses html frames awkwardly on the right side. And a midi file that plays on load.

I want this as a poster!

You are very welcome! I'm just doing what I would anyway. Surprisingly, the first hobby I've had in about 10 years is making memes here.