I doubt the first 3 statements are the same person as the fourth in most cases

I dated her for a bit... Somehow I never actually saw her eyes

Lol Donald "Quixote" Trump

When they say they want to go back to the 50s, they mean it

It's funny, sir never held any connotation of age for me. But I've heard ma'am apparently does. Was she expecting another word? Like miss or something?

Oh shit... I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I'm glad my dad isn't into that

I like to insult and block these people. My fear of course, with Lemmy being so small, is I will block everyone. Then again, that's still better than dealing with illiterate, contrarian assholes

They mention targeted attacks against drivers in these zip codes. If it's really about race, why stop at those 2?

Not that they should hold out on their promise to subscribers but I don't buy the race angle

How do you screen phone calls without voicemail?

I guess glizzy is a word for hot dog, which it really shouldn't be

Remember when people said they'd take "Any functional adult" over Trump? Well... That's why I still blame the voters here. They had their functional adult and didn't seize the opportunity

God forbid anyone mentions voting of all things