Wow I can't believe there are so many Russian bots on IG and also in the American electorate

I'm going to seal myself in a sensory deprivation chamber and induce a coma that reduces my brain activity to the bare minimum required to sustain life in order to see if it is possible to somehow beat the DNC at a "learn nothing" competition

This quote is a match that burns away all the happiness in the room

Let your indictment be your excitement at the theme park of success

Truly a historic, consequential presidency. He would be only the first or second sitting president to do 9/11

Bisexuality is when you like cappuccino and cowboys

Anyone who thinks this needs to Pokemon Snap out of it

Showing your opposition to Don't Say Gay laws in the most problematic way

Good news! We’ve found a way to make the self-driving mode safer than manual driving

This is what it looks like when your build needs very specific gear bonuses

It’s funny, it says so right there on the sign

The graves aren't for you or your target, obviously, as you're digging them at the outset of your journey. It's more of a "paying it forward" situation for people whose revenge journeys end at your current location