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[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."

...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

On the one hand, fur is murder.

On the other hand, I'd wear almost anything to shoot a Nazi. Hmmm...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Can... and I understand if not... can you get me the recipe for those bonbons?

I cannot get my caramels right and it's awful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Is that you, Dan?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have some news for you regarding "visibility" of a "maidenhead."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I've got a hot ear!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

It's so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn't a weird homophobic thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's not even the same guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same. It's the same kind of vibe as "everybody poops."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

 

This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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