Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.

Lol my dumbass thought you meant glueing the strings to your fingers to force you to play

Yeah but think of the short term profits they could make with some enshitification, it would be enough for at least like two yachts per shareholder

Couldn't you just treat the socketed ram like another layer of memory effectively meaning that L1-3 are on the CPU "L4" would be soldered RAM and then L5 would be extra socketed RAM? Alternatively couldn't you just treat it like really fast swap?

The rice in general might be too exotic for them

As someone in a similar situation I'd recommend using a free tier oracle vps with a wireguard tunnel to connect to you services. Effectively just using the vps as a proxy for your own network. Here's a guide that should work for your purposes https://github.com/mochman/Bypass_CGNAT

Please, they're still stuck on fax

Having been in this same position I think I can help, you are almost definitely being cgnat which means that you do not have your own ipv4. The two workarounds I used for this are to use only ipv6 which is public but means you can't always access it from older networks. And the second solution is to wireguard tunnel to a free oracle VM and use it as a proxy.

I imagine if you have proof of purchase you'll be fine, although you might have to get it off whoever gave it to you.

Finally I can't hunt the homeless for sport, god bless America!

Wait its not just me?

The original YouTube vanced is dead, but the new revanced works like a charm