exocrinous

Well clearly these designers aren't familiar with the Master Chief. 8 foot tall super soldier, self insert.

The bottle on the right looks more fun. I'd rather drink that one.

That's not a saber, sabers are curved. It's a cutlass.

Okay but then why is he less buff??

It doesn't work like that. The biggest danger of plastic waste is that it can release microplastics into our waterways and food supply. You can clean up tossed bottles, but you can't clean microplastics.

I'm behind on the news. Are they actually members of the electoral college, or are they pretending to be? If they're just pretending, what were the potential consequences of their lie? Are faithless electors still legal?

Good fucking luck. I'll just cycle away. Where is your god now?

Ocean's heavier than hair

If there's a nuclear war I'd rather be using the decentralized, free to use mode of transport that is bikes. Or legs. When the war comes all the car drivers will run out of fuel in a couple days and have to steal it, but I already have a bicycle and cannot be stopped by the breakdown of society.

Maybe the puppy got moved up a year in school. That's seven dog years, you know.

This misogyny is disgusting

But it's not hard.