The missile would start having thoughts about becoming the dark lord of mordor and would refuse to go off or land in the volcano. It would land nearby and seek to take over the orc armies.

They can steal your data if you're logged into a PSN account, and down the line the plan (which they don't want to admit) is to get PC players paying for a multiplayer subscription like on console.

You've never seen anthro dragon porn?? What the fuck kind of weird ass porn do you watch that you've never seen dragon porn?

WOW is proof that human beings are biologically programmed to work together to achieve goals. It's a shame capitalism suppresses this desire in people and forces them to only let it out in games. Imagine if we had a society where people's work was properly valued, where they could self organise to accomplish great things.

The wolf is a dumb animal. It doesn't understand ethics or morality or the relationships between a cat and a human. It barely has a sense of interspecies empathy. The human knows better. He knows he's inflicting suffering for absolutely no reason but spite, and he's choosing to do that anyway.

Cause you're bad at reading charts

The idea of secret laws seems incompatible with democracy

Nah, readability is low and you can't divide by three OR five easily. Binary has even fewer prime factors than decimal.

Fuck your decimal system. Dozenal is the most intuitive number system. Arithmetic is so much easier to learn in dozenal and you can even count higher on your hands if you use phalanges instead of fingers. Base 10 is a crap number system. It's barely composite, it only has two prime factors.

Yeah but who wants a Nazi as their ISP?

Today's sarcastic mimicry brought to you by someone who underestimated Poe's law

AKA the hamburglar's costume