Big tiddy Klingon girls!

it's the "He sold me inferior copper" feeling.

Yeah, the only times someone's gotten hurt doing these stunts was when they had no idea it was happening and Mox gives it to him in the push.

makes ya wonder how much of his gimmick is a gimmick.

Maybe Johnathan Not so Good.

Here's the spot.

Industrial chemical explosion coming soon.

*Reads one line completely out of context, gets triggered, rants like a dumbass.*

nice work icefox.

*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*

He's the anti-keemstar, a highly talented, extremely chill guy who seems pretty humble, considering he's gotta be in the top 3 of best drummers out there.

The cop only told her to turn it down because an impromptu party was forming in the streets and the cop feared how awesome it was gonna be.

I didn't even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.

They definitely haven't had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.