Or, like, Palestinians.

Fuck. I'd never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can't unsee it.

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this "fully staffed" you're talking about, and where can I get it?

Early 2000s problems require early 2000s solutions.

I'd say it's a lazy Sunday and they're staying in bed until 12.

Holy hell. Those are the things they're willing to admit? Then what the fuck do they still have in hiding?

Technically, they don't photosynthesize. At least not this partitpart of the plant.

What the fuck are you smoking?

July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.

You can't be a good anything and be a landlord. At least if we use the moral meaning of "good".

As a male scientist, I approve of this constant reaffirmation of my masculinity.

The hero we needed.