me: eating a pizza alone in the dark
this post: exists
me: is this a personal attack?
:chonky-bear:
me: eating a pizza alone in the dark
this post: exists
me: is this a personal attack?
:chonky-bear:
imagine that, a sockpuppet bot account agreeing with another sockpuppet bot account about everyone being sockpuppet bot accounts.
smh my head, these upbear manipulations are getting out of hand.
beepboop this comment was ethically sourced from the arachno-syndicalist free cyborg collective of nacho-socialist extremism
scp foundation is a direct continuation of the collective cthulhu mythos, change my mind
edit: you cant. it is. :squidward-chill:
we need a blazing saddles style superhero movie.
someone go back in time and get gene wilder and cleavon little, theyve got unfinished business
what if your name was gregor and this dude showed up on your island one day and then kept debating to themselves if they should dismember and consume your friend betsy, or shuck and devour you, and absolutely wailing about the moral ramifications of just sharing the ceasar salad you were eating for lunch because "it has anchovies!" only for them to look you dead in the eye and ask permission to hack off a few of your limbs?
goliath gang rise up