Lmao I swear I put notes similar to this in a ticket a month or so ago.

I put something a little bit more gentle though. I think it was something like employee no longer at organization.

That's not a fucking dog.

Blackout Friday.

I'm willing to marry any trans women for free.(I'm a fellow trans woman.)

These poor lizards must have been laying on pride flags a little too long.

That's not how people who believe in imaginary sky daddies work.

All I ever wanted to do when I grew up, was the spy on as many people as I could.

I finally made it to the head of NSA, but they couldn't cut it anymore. Had to move on to someone better, someone who could offer more.

People praying is what got us into this mess.

Could sell the account for a good amount.

Would be nice if this had trains and buses and bikes columns.

The hammer has eyes.