The Simpsons kids get sent to a fos-diddly-oster home.

No it's not. There's no bail, for example, and no plea bargaining in civil cases; jail time isn't on the table, the district attorney isn't involved, the standard of evidence is lower, and the rules of procedure are different.

I sincerely hope that the FBI is taking a very, very, very close look at this traitor's effort to render aid and comfort to America's enemies.

The emails also underscore the increasing breakdown in trust with a growing number of defense lawyers who have regarded prosecutors’ tactics – including Willis assuming she will win – as inappropriately aggressive and presumptuous given the case remains months from a potential verdict.

I'm not sure what they were expecting from her. I would expect no less from a prosecutor.

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

You left spacedock without your Halloween costume?

The technical term is "puffery", which the FTC defines as "exaggerations reasonably to be expected of a seller as to the degree of quality of his product, the truth or falsity of which cannot be precisely determined."

Unlike bail, you don't actually pay a bond unless you violate its terms.

"Lock her up"

They prefer to be called the primal forces of nature.

Apartment building super. But also a computer geek.

There's a huge overlap between those who are obsessed with trans people and those who think COVID-19 was a hoax.

You know... morons.