charonn0

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Mine was "banal".

Sounds like "canal".

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

A judge must avoid all impropriety and appearance of impropriety. This prohibition applies to both professional and personal conduct. A judge must expect to be the subject of constant public scrutiny and accept freely and willingly restrictions that might be viewed as burdensome by the ordinary citizen.

https://www.uscourts.gov/judges-judgeships/code-conduct-united-states-judges

Not that SCOTUS is held to the same code of conduct that all other federal judges are held to, of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Flowering and fruiting plants generally need bees, birds, etc. for pollination and seed spreading.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 months ago

Moisturize me!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (5 children)

At least twice before, Thomas has similarly defended his failure to make required disclosures as an unintentional error or a misunderstanding of the rules.

Seems like the only possible explanations are that he's lying or he's incompetent.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Trade embargo.

CRETAK: A glass of Romulan ale, Doctor?

BASHIR: Thank you, Senator.

ROSS: The trading embargo has been officially lifted, if you were wondering.

BASHIR: It hadn't crossed my mind, actually.

ROSS: To one of the many benefits of the Alliance.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I only use if for medicinal purposes!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't be a jerk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or, 1/50th the death rate of the general US population.

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