Ooh I've been looking forward to a new M Knight Shaman movie

Correct. I was responding to the inference that all Linus rants are angry.

Jesus was in fact the one to say "yeah all this old rules don't matter, just focus on these two: don't be a dick and don't be a fucking dick, god damn"

In the new testament, Jesus went and braided a whip out of leather -- a process which takes several hours, meaning this was cold rage and not hot impulse -- and proceeded to thrash the shit out of a bunch of people profiteering off of religion.

My next TV purchase will be based on which models have Display Port.

...And which don't have smart features, but that's a given.

The outcome was unfortunate (no more games ever I guess??) but Tim Schafer's announcement video was at least self-aware and funny.
"I always wanted to stay independent and free. But then I thought: what if I had a lot of money".

Oh Carl's still there. In perpetual agony.

Very necessary, I very much want to be rid of Okay Google but open-source alternatives like Mycroft keep getting shut down.

Remember when eVGA decided they would rather leave the market entirely than spend one more day working with Nvidia?

Reddit keeps asking me to use their app and they are very clearly making the mobile browser version worse and worse.
Just last week I couldn't view a thread I found on Google without signing in. It wasn't adult content and didn't require verifying my age. The reason given was very vague and had something to do with the content not being vetted (despite being old).

The Reddit garden wall is already here and is currently being rolled out. For your own good, of course.

Why do you have braces? Are you saying god made a mistake?

sudo rm -fr /* is short for sudo rm --for-real /*