bort

You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches' degree medical or academic?

Ugh, my username is also Bort

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

That's a kookaburra

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there's a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn't a car

You've not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

The SNP master plan!