Sonic is faster. The Flash isn't real.

With Clinton, I guess you could at least say she won a primary.

This is just motivated reasoning. Someone thinking "Oh no, I look kinda like that guy! I'm fucked!" seems incredibly far-fetched to me.

It's hard to imagine Trump riding a bike.

I'm not sure what your point is. Even people voting for Biden because Fuck Trump have reasons to be concerned about the current/next president having pudding brains. Assuming Trump loses, once the election is over that's still going to be a pressing issue.

No selection pressure after the age at which our adult teeth fail

I'd stick with Windows in your case. No shame in using what works. I had a laptop with hybrid Nvidia graphics and never could get it working satisfactorily with Linux.

/s is for cowards! I will never!

The bigger deal is that development by this team has been halted, not that it will be a little harder to find a trustworthy download of the most recent version.

I wonder if it has to do with the region you try to load it from. The message in the screenshot seems to indicate that it might.

We should fully ignore any reddit publicity stunts