The bard's 20th level. It'll be quick.
Then the DM starts playing this music.
My mom's favorite is the phrase "nothing discernable happens."
"So ya know what happens when you..." is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!
But you don't understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they're actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!
/s
Oh, wow! TBZ reference!
This might have been better if I'd done it with "murderhobo" instead of "min-maxer," but it is what it is.
Game - Princess: The Hopeful, a New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness fangame
Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues...
Cities Without Number's paid version has what is very clearly "Shadowrun without the Shadowrun rules." I haven't tried much of the system, and none with the magic stuff, but it might be pretty good?
I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I'm on thought of it first.
3.x, Book of Erotic Fantasy, Orgasmic Vibrations.
Congrats! I hope it was a good time!
Man, you should see my mom's megadungeon; this is fucking tiny.
True, but I've also seen pictures of another paint called "drow nipple pink," and that's pretty weird too, imo.
For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.
I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!
The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.
I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.
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