Evil. I tied, I really tried. But the writing was atrociously bad. After 3 episodes, I had to move on.

Calibre looks like a toddler designed it with a box of broken, half-missing dollar store crayons. I don’t care how great it works, I cannot bring myself to use it.

Florida.

I could be an excellent prostitute, so checkmate motherfuckers.

I’m 54 and just starting to explore things. I have known I had bi tendencies since very early. But I’ve never acted on those. After having a loooooong discussion with a transmasculine friend of mine about their experience, I realized my desires were much deeper. Given political climates I certainly hesitate to move forward with any sort of transition now but, at least I have some answers, finally, in my mind and can explore this further — without judging MYSELF. That was the biggest eye-opener for me.

I need this in my life. I need this to BE my life

This was me after being called to daycare after another kid bit my kid for the hundredth time. My kid took off their shoe and beat the assailant about the head. Shit never happened again. Problem solved.

I’m not seeing a dolphin on this list. Cowards.

This is why I’m here.