We also have a land border with Denmark

Ads? On YouTube? Is that a thing?

Ban SUVs and pickup trucks.

Don't have kids, problem solved.

We don't want you. Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge

middle mouse click is like magic, but CTRL-SHIFT-C/V usually works

They don't actually sell a lot of cars

Start setting one up.

Using airport maps could give you really nice layouts too.

I've had to teach folders, file types and extensions to lots of ~18 yo. When I ask them where they saved a files they get confused and generally respond with something like "on the computer".

Isn't AoE2 thriving?

I personally feel like I have to fight Windows more and more to have it behave like I want it to. You still spend time to configure your Linux of choice, but it doesn't feel adversary.