This is easy to disprove, if carbonated drinks could kill cancer Trump would've died already.

Blue whales are so fucked...

What's the context?

I'm hesitant asking my parents for advice because it will be grounded in their... *clears throat* outdated worldview.

The proper response is:

Not to brag, but I have comments with, like, 11+ upvotes.

Lemmy, this is the 7th day in a row you've shown "Tesla sales down in Europe" news in Top.

Idk much about him, but I keep reading here and there that he was terrible. How did he manage to write Star Trek episodes if he was those things?

Their hat/house is literally trash though.

Ultimately, both of those commenters are annoying. Saying "I use Arch btw" is a useless self-serving statement that provides no benefit or information to the audience. But engaging with that message in the manner displayed is also pointless and stupid, even if the statement is correct.
The saving grace for the "Linux user" commenter is that they are self aware about being annoying, judging by their last comment. So hopefully they were just being ironic. Or rage baiting.

I use(d) Arch, btw.

"Time traveling sideways" is a genuinely interesting way of calling "traveling between parallel universes".