It’s got what plants crave

Trump has cancer and is killing it with soda? Well, at least he's treating it correctly. Donald, add bleach to your sodas for extra killing power. Lots of bleach.

This is easy to disprove, if carbonated drinks could kill cancer Trump would've died already.

The Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center declined to comment.

Hahahaha. Just imagine getting that email.

The man who suggested people drink bleach during the COVID pandemic

This honestly blew my mind, and I don't think he's ever topped this level of stupid. To this day it may be the dumbest thing he ever said. I'm just in awe of this reality.

So just inches away from Idiocracy plot, yes?

Killing cancer is really easy. The hard part is keeping the patient alive while doing it.

Draino kills grass, too. Way more effectively than diet soda.

"The Democrats don't matter... The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit"

Steve Bannon 2018

I know that there's a lot of crazy to unpack, here, but can we talk about the grass for a second? Just how much soda did he pour on his lawn? To make him think of soda as some kind of grass killer?

Brawno. It's got what plants crave.

Wait, does this mean Trump has cancer? Was Oz making news here?

But why is he talking about cancer. Does he have cancer??

He should try poison

its got what plants crave!!

Knowing that 47% of US voters will vote for this guy no matter what he says, does or fails to do is utterly painful. This man shouldn't be allowed to run a lemonade stand, much less an elected office or branch of government.

I don't really need more 'news' stating that Trump is retarded.

Just let him keep drinking it by the gallon and the problem will take care of itself.

Trump Jr actually laughed and said 'Well if you think about, there might be something to it...', something like that.

I've seen the video clip.

Then Dr. Oz is very obviously internally seething, but wearing a happy mask on top of it.

Surely no one who has consumed copious amounts of diet soda has ever had cancer before.

And butter lubricates the blood. Make sure you eat 6 sticks a day Agent orange!