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Isn't this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

It's the worst day to be on the internet.

I had cast my favorite harry potter spell, licktorus clitorus, and while I was plucking the notes on that wonderful little harp, her cat crept in. Head back, eyes closed, mouth agape, toes gripping the fabric of the couch, and that's when the cat decided to get her face into her face as far as she could, given the time alloted for an expression of gratitude and ecstacy. She was immediately alarmed by a whisker brushing the sides of her mouth as the kitten's twitchy little nose dove past her teeth. It ruined the experience, but it's funny to mention now.

Further division and in-fighting among leftist communities is a benefit known soley to the capitalist.

I don't doubt it, so I'm drinking my fill while I can.

A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

I definitely had a mom that resented me. Looking back, I was treated differently for sure. I have no doubt in my mind that when my parents found out that their second child was going to be twins, my existence was cursed purely by being the second born twin. Oh well, I can only move forward. I'm glad she's dead.

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I'm super hyped for, however.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they'd get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.