[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

"Socialist"

Incapable of healthy socializing

pathetic

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

The right to interdict foreign vessels trespassing into Yemeni waters, yes. If i was a ship captain trying to bypass a Yemeni blockade, I'd stay out of the red sea near Yemen. That would keep me the safest.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

That cybertruck is never going to make it out of that field on the cover without rutting into the ground and bricking itself.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

you'd need surprisingly few people to basically throw an entire cities car transportation network into a multi day gridlock

Back in 2006 some students from Georgia Tech shut down Atlanta for 12 hours by driving the speed limit, side-by-side, around the circular I-285 Atlanta bypass during rush hour. Got traffic to snake all the way around the circle and form a car ouroborous. They tried to charge the kids with conspiracy & domestic terrorism & shit at first, because 2006, but most they could get them for was obstruction of traffic.

So yeah, proof of concept at least.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As a Burgerlandian, I just assumed it was a standard house explosion. Was this guy cool or something?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Somebody start gifting Biden dogs. Everytime he makes a visit, give him a dog. Made it thru a speech, give him a dog. Schools should do fundraisers to buy him dogs. Like, shelters-worth of dogs. There needs to be dozens of poorly trained dogs slowly rotting the floorboards with out with piss. A gross of dogs. Please, I need this.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

"I got booted TF out and all I got was this stupid hat"

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Being sectarian to anarchists. Actually, pretty much every alt caught a ban for that.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Yes, but we dont see them.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Then you probably shouldn't post a few dozen comments in this thread here on our home instance. Avoiding doing that should keep your inbox clean.

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Look at those fat Canadian dipshits, just waddling around, scaring children & shitting on the sidewalk. Truly admirable work, but they should still be available for public consumption. 1 in 6 Americans are facing food insecurity and food deserts and these sky deer are running around parking lots like they don't have predators to worry about. Because they dont.

I understand we cant just let every stupid fuck with a gun go wild at your local sump pond; Which I why I propose installation of WiFi enabled public goose traps near all drainage ditches & retention pools. This way you don't wait to wait all day in a hunting blind outside Walgreens, but can simply check your Güser™️ app for the closest available bird. The trap will release the bird for you as soon as you swipe your local library card into the reader, promoting literacy, allowing the homeless to have first dibs, and making sure your town is only sourcing local ducks, preventing goose runs & hording.

"But Zoift" I hear to object, "I dont want to eat geese that are full of my local landfill's runoff."

First off, fuck you, microplastics build strong glands. Second, just catch one & grain feed it for a week to flush out the gut and you're looking at some primo bird. After simmering them for stock, the bones can be returned to the source, ensuring a steady flow of calcium back to the environment for future egg production & to help the secondary possum industry.

This is completely unironic, i want to eat those geese and i don't understand why nobody else has yet.

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