I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

"The Craft"(1996) - Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman utilize their family heritage of dark magic to resurrect their terrible boyfriend, and must summon the perfect himbo to fight him.

CWs- Violence, SA, child abuse, rascism, shitload of spiders & sneks

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"John Wick: Chapter 4" - It's "Shoot-em-up" but with dogs instead of people or something. IDK, I've never seen a John Wick movie.

CWs- Violence, Animal Abuse, a director that probably thought "Wanted"(2008) was a good movie

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Next Nomination thread for September coming up this weekend, unless i get really busy and/or high.

Thanks to our beautiful mods, the cytube crew, our Fed handlers, and Viewers like you!

Surely someone beat me to this

No, Phallussy

lmao tiddy birds

We heard you like watching boys, dont you?

Strawberry & Chocolate (1993) - Documentary on the discovery of Neopolitan Ice-Cream.

CWs- Seggs, Suicidal ideations

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Pumping Iron (1977) - This one is just porn.

CWs- Drug use, Arnold Schwarzenegger says "Cum"

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DoestheDogDie?

TRIPLE FEATURE CAUSE THIS MOVIE IS ALSO HIMBOTASTIC!

Thr Barbarians(1987) - The 1980's cocaine abuse epidemic blessed us with this.

CWs- Booba, Campy violence, animal abuse

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DoestheDogDie?

Somebody crosspost this around the federation and tell them its Himbo night

Cytube is operational again! Sorry for the outages. Also apologies to "Train to Busan" & "The Host", because i gotta find a prehosted versions or hardcode the subtitles, unless we wanna learn Korean.

Outland(1981) - It's always high noon in solar orbit. Very 1980's.

CWs - Violence, SA, Gore

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Jennifer's Body(2009) - Demons keep being horny, and its a bad time.

CWs- Violence, SA, Gore, Gratuitous woog

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DidtheDogDie?

See yall tonight.

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.

Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

Happy Friday yall. Its too goddamn hot. Lets watch movies and sweat on our popcorn for salt.

Gung Ho(1986) - American workers once again fail to unionize and are kept in willful class ignorance. Feel good story for liberals everywhere. 🤗

CWs- Class traitors, Revisionism, Dudes Unrocking

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Space Balls(1987) - Swackhammer (Danny DeVito), an evil alien theme park owner, needs a new attraction at Moron Mountain. When his gang, the Nerdlucks, heads to Earth to kidnap Bugs Bunny (Billy West) and the Looney Tunes, Bugs challenges them to a basketball game to determine their fate. The aliens agree, but they steal the powers of NBA basketball players, including Larry Bird (Larry Bird) and Charles Barkley (Charles Barkley) -- so Bugs gets some help from superstar Michael Jordan (Michael Jordan).

CWs- Overplayed Mel Brooks to almost, but not quite, Monty Python level. Probably several jokes that didnt age well at all.

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DoestheDogDie?

Will send ping a bit closer to showtime.

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Get in, comrades. Ep. 6 to 10 tonight.

Crossposting because I can't sticky this in c/anime

It's true, all of it. It's December, it's movie nomination time, the love for our comrades, the fact that this is a crosspost. It's all there. Check it out.