Is it in the Debian repos? Also I hope it doesn't need anything newer that SSE2 on the CPU, so far that has been one of the biggest blockers for running some programs on it.
Same, I have memories of playing AoE2 as a kid on it, and eventually even AoE3 as a less-kid

Well yeah there evidence, the title doesn't match the article.
Why are you so angry?
Many communities here have a rule to keep the original title, and even out of those it is good form.
But I must repeat: why are you so angry? Is this just how you are or does this reply really make you this angry?