He died and the current Biden is a look alike

The idea was quickly dropped after people named Guy started claiming the schools as their property.

It was found that this is because white Americans have 60% lizard DNA

They transform at least once (1) a day specifically to eat bug paste.

They thought it would be funny to charge that amount. The scientists are hoarding all the anti-liberal drugs for themselves.

It screams when it sees a liber-AAAAAAH

Earlier this week, President Joe Biden reportedly won a pickle-eating contest in central Iowa.

After consuming the pickles, Biden transformed into a pickle himself.

Bystanders report that he would exclaim "Check me out, Jack, I'm pickle Joe!" to passers-by, who would mostly sigh and pretend not to hear him.

All of his social media is being managed by ghostwriters. Tesla is secretly hiding the fact that he died, so as not to scare away investors.

Elon drowned to death approximately three(3) weeks ago while testing a new Space X cabin toilet. The toilets smart pipes detected a large amount of baby meat in Musks poop, causing a malfunction that resulted in a huge explosion. The AI controlled toilet cabin door locked in order to create a 'subscription opportunity' making escape for Elon impossible as he drowned in a rising tide of his own poopoo doodoo.

This is all 100% true.