Woly

Pleading with my butt to calm down

I gotta work like 50 hours in the next four days and I'm pretty sure I just got food poisoning

If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various "leftist" reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.

I'm so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they're going to tip over the entire cruise ship.

What topic?

"Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death"

Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Excuse me, waiter! This tapioca isn't bland enough!

You underestimate the extent to which God is willing to commit to his greatest bit. The man will live and continue to run for president for 40 more years.

Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared

I cannot believe that people think Biden stepped aside amicably just because he didn't call Harris a removed in his resignation letter. A week ago reporters said he was old-man raging against the people who had turned against him and "betrayed him," boo fucking hoo, and now in forty eight hours libs have completely whitewashed him into some selfless hero with an astounding political IQ.

As if he wasn't lying in bed with a fever mumbling about Gerald Ford when his advisors told him that the DNC was gonna cut off all funding and handed him that pre-written letter to sign.