fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.

fuck dude that guy's held together with staples and wd-40

OK now do Joel Osteen next.

if you didn't wear socks then you'll have to wash your shoes daily or risk getting something like a yeast infection of the foot or athletes foot.

this leads to the question: are they still considered a moon when the barycenter is in the space between them?

I get it. For convenience and ease of use for interacting with the general public and the government, I'm basically a girl. (born AMAB). However like, I'm a girl only in the way of those sculptures that are different depending on the angle you see it as.

like, yeah sure I'm a girl on a line graph but my gender exists in a 3 dimensional plane and you're only looking at one.

oh thank fuck, I was straining my eyes tryna read OP

i work at a call center. half the time when the call drops, it's the buggy ass voip software.

I worked hard. Busted my ass for almost 10 years. Almost made it over 100k a year and then BOOM. Mass layoffs, lottery style. I got another job but at half the pay, the best available pay for the area.

The game is rigged against anyone who isn't already rich.

you found her, the cat 5e!

I mean, yeah. Laptop keyboards are basically a solved science these days.

There's plenty of landscaping businesses in my area that advertise as fully electric and seem to be making a profit.