Ok, we've taken this far enough, I think.

I see they did decide on him in a REMOTE meeting (apparently leadership figured out that perhaps hanging out together in the same building wasn't the smartest call)?

Haha I'd be like: Uh, no thanks guys, I'm good.

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.

Isn't that supposed to be a secret?

It's a crime they had 300 locations to close.

Remember Bibi and "the bomb" at the U.N. He told us Iran was months away from building a bomb and now look where we are 13 years later!

Ok I'm deciding my own death: I don't want a live a day under 3000 years old.

I liked the pause at the end like we basically forgot what they're there for.

As though any of this is accidental.

They should've just made sexytimes like the HBO Series Heated Rivalry.

Some men with butterfly nets should have come and taken him away to a padded room for his own safety.